The Rat Queen-- Hey Music Hellions, I'll Sacrifice Thom Yorke and His Awful Whining For Gord Downie's Continued Existence


  Seriously, who do I talk to to arrange that trade?

Even Thom Yorke's name is annoying. T-O-M Y-O-R-K. It's not hard to spell like everyone else. You're not special, Thom. I want to punch you in your mealy mouth.

Giving Gord Downie brain cancer is like torturing the most sprightly and perfect kitten.

Sacrifice Thom. Save Gord. I'll be waiting here for the real change, Trudeau.

Screw 2016.