WikiNews -March 31 2016


Realtime news according to Wikipedia edits. This episode’s notable edits include: 1) Isolationism, not to be confused with protectionism, is "staying out of trouble in school," 2) Queen Elizabeth I "created an official position of Uncorker of Bottles" for messages in a bottle that floated to shore during war times, and 3) One Direction's Zayn Malik is listed as Michael Jackson's heir. Source: